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| The Fattening of Suburbia |
| 08.11.08 (11:36 am) [edit] |
Okay, I admit it. I am a Vancouver West Side snob. I go to the gym. I walk. I ride my bike. I try to make healthy meals. I don't let my kids sit in front of the TV eating crap. I live in an area where people tend to make the same choices as I do. Let's face it, if you want to live in the Westside, you ain't gonna make it at 300 lbs. My idea of a fun date with my girlfriend is to go the the gym together. That is because we both take pride in the way we look and what we eat. We feel good because we eat well and are active. We are incredibly attracted to each other because, well, we look good.
For the first time in several years, I went to Small Town Canada on the weekend. What I saw shocked me. Fat women and fat kids. The dads were usually overweight, but since I assume they have to get their asses off the couch at least eight hours a day, they were not beyond saving. But I was shocked by the whales I saw. While at the park, there was a birthday party. A big one. A REALLY BIG ONE. One by one, the whales arrived. Every single fucking woman was HUGE, and I am talking 250 lbs +. Most of the kids were huge. My boys were running around like boys are supposed to. Not the Birthday Boys. All were fat, OBESE FAT, so fucking fat they couldn't play. So what did they do instead? Well, they played their Nintendo DS machines. I saw girls that were so fat they had "fat aprons" at age 10. It is child abuse pure and simple. If your kid is 10 years old and is obese, it is the parents fault. You may as well buy them a gun where the barrel points back at them; they are prime candidates for heart disease and diabetes.
Everywhere I went, I saw HUGE women. Real Porkers. I saw one 14 year old girl eating so fast it was like watching somebody shit backwards. Nobody batted an eye. Now, how the fuck does anyone get that fat? It must take a real effort to eat that much shit and drink that much Coke. You'd have to go at it non-stop. Where is the self respect? I have enough respect for myself to realise that I can't eat a bag of cookies every day. A few cookies, yes, but not the whole bag. I also know that if I really love my kids, they will not get a DS and they can't eat the shit they see bombarded at them on TV. Shit, I don't even let them watch commercial TV. Ladies, you are not "Big Beautiful Women." You are fucking fat cows who are committing suicide one cookie at a time. Even worse is you are killing you kids with your fucking gluttony.
And the men, where the fuck is your self respect? How much fun could it be trying to boink one of these whales? I mean, so they might have given you a blow job or two to keep you interested. The fact is, if I ever had a woman in my life who did this to herself, I would move out in a flash and take the kids with me. Fuck the house and the car, there are plenty of those around. But your health, self esteem and self respect are invaluable.
This is an epidemic, pure and simple. Guys, just say "no" to fat chicks. Hit the gym, get feeling good and you'll have hot women, with self respect, all over you
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