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| Bush is the Biggest Idiot in American History |
| 12.29.08 (10:23 am) [edit] |
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Greetings, loyal fan. It has been five years since the rant was concocted by yours truly. What a five years it has been, too. The last year has been a particularly entertaining one as most of my predictions have come true. The Idiot of the Year, 2008, was George Bush Jr. Here is a man who was never remotely qualified to be a President of anything who used money, lies, dirty tricks and various forms of subterfuge to take power in the USA twice. He is man with no redeeming qualities. He has bankrupted his country, cause a depression throughout the world, caused hundreds of thousands of war dead and done absolutely nothing to make America safer from its enemies. The Bush administration has shredding the Constitution, tortured people and paid some of the worst regimes in the world to do it for them. I did not ever think that at my age I would ever witness any major power do such things and could hardly imagine the United States being at the forefront of such monstrous behaviour. The greed if the Bush years will go down in history as the highest form of larceny even devised. Literally millions of Americans, the loyal, flag waving lemmings that elected the Idiot in the first place, have seen their savings swiped by wealthy elites. People are losing their houses, which they should have never been had in the first place and losing their jobs. This is because Bush’s economic “boom” never was; it was based in printed money that didn’t actually produce anything. Ever wonder why the housing “boom” was centred on the South? Well, that is because the cheapest, illegal, Mexican labour was there to do the work. What has Bush done to get the Mexicans out? Sweet Fanny Adams, that is what. The ironies of the Bush years are so great that the after affects are scarcely comprehendible. The national debt the USA has now doubled, to $12,000,000,000,000, a figure so huge that people can’t wrap their brains around it. Let’s look at oil, shall we? Well, oil hit $147 a barrel in July and now it is at $37. Well, what a coincidence, it is not exactly what it was at in September 2001. Sure we have almost killed GM and Chrysler but we will nationalize the debts of these companies (called a bailout). GM in particular has screwed all asunder, especially its shareholders but do they care? Of course not! The corporate brass will still get their huge salaries and bonuses, courtesy of the taxpayers. The “economic crisis” will allow GM to shed about half its workforce and concentrate on using government money to finance low interest loans on the cars that really make money for GM, trucks and SUVs. Wagoner and Lutz will still get their fat salaries and that is all that matters. You see, GM is not in the business of making cars for money for its shareholders. It is in the business of making money for the top brass of the company. Now, if I owned stock in GM I would go the annual general meeting and raise one helluva stink; where has my money gone, the stock is worth one twentieth of what it was five years ago? But this doesn’t happen because the stock is largely owned by investment banks through mutual funds. As long as these bankers get their big, fat pay cheques, all is well enormous bonus payments, courtesy again of the taxpayer, the fabled bailout, that wonderful instrument that allows complete greed and corruption to be rewarded with huge mansions in Florida. Watching Wagoner before Congress was about the worst thing I have ever witnessed; this bald faced liar had the gall to state that GM’s product was not the problem it was finance! Well, gee, the only way we can get our knuckle draggin’ customer base into an SUV that costs $50,000 is by leasing it to him at 0% to get the payments low enough so he can afford it. Then when he cannot make the payments, you can get a bailout from the taxpayer to cover the residual, which ain’t Jack Shit because the tuck is Jack Shit and will fall apart the day the warranty expires. The thought that GM might actually produce a competitive car that people would actually buy with their own money, that won’t fall apart in three years is not even considered and is indicative of the entire rot of the USA as a whole. We, boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, are going to be in some really tough times soon. It hasn’t hit Cancuksitan as hard as the USA yet and it probably will not because we have programmes that actually help working families retain buying power but there are going to be many young people as well as the unskilled who are going to have tough times. I kind of pity the under 30 set because they don not know hard times, nor can they recognise them when they are on their way. The main reason I stay in Korea as long as I did and left when I did was I saw the economy on an “upswing” and I knew damned well I had better get home and get things established before they went down again. I have been successful in that, got a nice place to live, a nice car, a good business going and don’t owe anything to anybody. But look at generation Y, raised on cheap and east credit. They are going to have it bad because when one of them loses a job, they won’t be able to make their payments. They are used to restaurants, leased cars they cannot afford and ski holidays. Living without that will be a shock and will have a ripple effect down the entire economy. So, here we are, at almost 2009 with a new President and uncertain times. Last year was easy to predict, this year much more difficult. Here is Kimchipig’s to do list: -Health Care: One of the major reasons American companies cannot compete is health costs. American has to have a national health insurance programme similar to ours. -Bailouts: They have to stop. Instead of bailing out the TOP of the system, the greedy fucks that caused the crash to begin with, bail out the BOTTOM, the working stiffs who are going to end up on the street. Defer their mortgage payments, put them on partial payments, do future value financing, anything but give millionaires more millions. -GM: Let it fail. Nationalise the pensions and sell assets to cover them. Health benefits will be paid by the national health insurance. -Energy policy: The USA has to stop being held hostage by big business. The super corporation has become so mind bogglingly corrupt it defies logic and most of that is based on the oil and car companies. More so oil because it doesn’t actually cost much to produce oil compared for what it sells for. These bastards owned Bush and got what they wanted. The best way to pull the rug out from under them is a real energy policy that mandates real energy use reductions. If America could cut its oil use by one quarter, not a single Arab could hold America hostage again. -Education: In the last 30 years, I have witnessed one of the greatest dumbing downs of society in history. It started with Regan and even Clinton could not stop it. It is not about math and science scores, these are meaningless; it is about teaching people that they have to think for themselves and question what is going on around them. The blind (foolish) “patriotism” I witnessed in the USA after 2001 was about the most shocking thing I have ever witnessed, second only to Nazi Germany, and it led America into disaster. Unfortunately, uneducated lemmings are not terribly productive and tend to wallow in drugs, alcohol, tobacco and jail and unless you have a whacking great war to cull them, they are kind of useless in the long run because they don’t vote (or can’t due to a conviction) anyway. If you educate people they will find productive things to do. -Off shore money: This has to stop. The elite exports the money they US taxpayer shovels into them via either defense or bailouts so it cannot be taxed. This is the main reason the money supply is so grossly huge and the market place has been distorted. The government doesn’t have the ability to tax it back like it did in World War II. -Illegal aliens: They have to be booted out so Americans can have a chance to get jobs. Really, it is a scandal that more that 25,000,000 Mexicans labour in the USA, something like 20% of Mexico’s population. What Kimchipig thinks will happen: -Obama will try to do just this. The corporations and the Republicans they own will scream, holler, lobby, go to court and try to get the stacked Supreme Court to strike anything down that might strip away the power of the super corporation to enrich it leaders. - Oil will stay cheap to in an attempt to pull the rug out from any real energy programme. -The economy will not bottom out in 2009. It will continue to decline until real spending power is restored to the working people. This will take some time and is couple with improvements in education. -Obama has about a year to really get the ball rolling. We’ll see how successful he is because America really is teetering on the edge now.
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| The Fattening of Suburbia |
| 08.11.08 (11:36 am) [edit] |
Okay, I admit it. I am a Vancouver West Side snob. I go to the gym. I walk. I ride my bike. I try to make healthy meals. I don't let my kids sit in front of the TV eating crap. I live in an area where people tend to make the same choices as I do. Let's face it, if you want to live in the Westside, you ain't gonna make it at 300 lbs. My idea of a fun date with my girlfriend is to go the the gym together. That is because we both take pride in the way we look and what we eat. We feel good because we eat well and are active. We are incredibly attracted to each other because, well, we look good.
For the first time in several years, I went to Small Town Canada on the weekend. What I saw shocked me. Fat women and fat kids. The dads were usually overweight, but since I assume they have to get their asses off the couch at least eight hours a day, they were not beyond saving. But I was shocked by the whales I saw. While at the park, there was a birthday party. A big one. A REALLY BIG ONE. One by one, the whales arrived. Every single fucking woman was HUGE, and I am talking 250 lbs +. Most of the kids were huge. My boys were running around like boys are supposed to. Not the Birthday Boys. All were fat, OBESE FAT, so fucking fat they couldn't play. So what did they do instead? Well, they played their Nintendo DS machines. I saw girls that were so fat they had "fat aprons" at age 10. It is child abuse pure and simple. If your kid is 10 years old and is obese, it is the parents fault. You may as well buy them a gun where the barrel points back at them; they are prime candidates for heart disease and diabetes.
Everywhere I went, I saw HUGE women. Real Porkers. I saw one 14 year old girl eating so fast it was like watching somebody shit backwards. Nobody batted an eye. Now, how the fuck does anyone get that fat? It must take a real effort to eat that much shit and drink that much Coke. You'd have to go at it non-stop. Where is the self respect? I have enough respect for myself to realise that I can't eat a bag of cookies every day. A few cookies, yes, but not the whole bag. I also know that if I really love my kids, they will not get a DS and they can't eat the shit they see bombarded at them on TV. Shit, I don't even let them watch commercial TV. Ladies, you are not "Big Beautiful Women." You are fucking fat cows who are committing suicide one cookie at a time. Even worse is you are killing you kids with your fucking gluttony.
And the men, where the fuck is your self respect? How much fun could it be trying to boink one of these whales? I mean, so they might have given you a blow job or two to keep you interested. The fact is, if I ever had a woman in my life who did this to herself, I would move out in a flash and take the kids with me. Fuck the house and the car, there are plenty of those around. But your health, self esteem and self respect are invaluable.
This is an epidemic, pure and simple. Guys, just say "no" to fat chicks. Hit the gym, get feeling good and you'll have hot women, with self respect, all over you
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| Even More Ranting |
| 05.11.08 (10:10 am) [edit] |
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I seem to be somewhat more in the blogging mood these days and I have a few things I would like to get off my chest. The new Korean president is now facing his first big challenge and it is in a place that I would have never thought possible: Mad Cow Disease. There have been a grand total of THREE cows found in the USA with BSE and two more in Canada! OH MY FUCKING GOD! Imagine that! Two cases of BSE in the USA since 2003! That in about a gazillioneen cattle. There have been a staggering THREE cases of vCJ, the associated human disease. In a population of 300,000,000 million, half of them obese, you are more likely to be hit by a satellite falling from space. Alas, it has nothing to do with safety or health. It is all about good old fashioned Waygook hatin’ and America is always the favourite target. You see, this nonsense is being led by the Korea Federation of Trade Unions, the Dear Leader’s mouthpiece in the south. Korea is being kept divided because if it ever reunited, it would become the world super power and put America in its place and them there Yankees wouldn’t like that, would they? I watched, with great sadness, Korea destroy itself between 1994 and 2007. For ten years the Dear Leader set the agenda in the South and that agenda was invariably waygook hating. I had hoped the new president, Lee Moon Bak would do something to stand up to the mobs that the North so successfully mobilizes whenever it can. Of course, the timing of the resumptions of US beef exports could not have been better because summer vacation is starting and it is easy to get the kids on the street. This will the be the new administration’s first real test of whether it can stand up to the mob. If the mob wins, the presidency is doomed. Korea is presently trying to get a Free Trade Agreement passed with the USA. It would be very much in Korea’s interest to get said document ratified before Barack Obama becomes president. I have a pretty strong feeling that Obama will not take closed markets and Yankee hatin’ any better than Bill Clinton did. On another topic, the Retarded Canadian Auto Workers Union. Gasoline is hitting historic high prices. So it should because we Canadians, and our American neighbours, are profligate wasters of energy. I am old enough to remember both the 1973 and the 1979 oil “crises.” The sales of US made tanks tanked and guess what, they are tanking again. Japanese car sales went through the roof and people found out that they were fuel efficient, well made and fun to drive. Well, déjà vu all over again. The “Big Three” can’t give their sleds away. Who the hell would want to drive a car (and they are used as cars) that has higher fuel costs than the monthly payment? Not many. The two hottest sellers in the USA are now the Toyota Yaris and the Honda Fit. And guess what? A whole new generation is finding out that small cars are fun to drive, easy to park and have more space than you think. They don’t fall apart faster than you can bolt the shit back on them. This leads us to the Retarded Canadian Auto Workers Union.. The RCAWU is reeling because people don’t buy gas hogs anymore. When worked for Chrysler, we were all stumped when we saw cars like the 300 and Magnum so proudly introduced. We knew then that gas prices would spike and that auto workers would lose jobs. Well, now we are seeing it. And what is the reaction of the RCAWU? Well, they want import quotas! Wow, that worked so well in 1979. Instead of bring in Corollas, Toyota used their quota to bring Camrys, and people realized that they were really good bigger cars. Then they built factories in the USA and Canada and built their cars here. What else does the RCAWU want? Well they want market access in Korea and Japan. I suppose if I had never been past a beer parlour in Oshawa in my life, I would think this is a good idea. But what product do the Big Three make that anyone in Korea of Japan would actually buy? I can’t think of one. You could ship a hundred thousand Malibu cars to Japan and nobody would buy them because those crafty Japs would realize, correctly, that their own cars are better. We have been wasting energy for years here on a massive scale. We waste everything, really. Had some real leadership been on place in the 80s to continue the energy efficiency programmes started by Carter, we would not be in the situation we are in now.
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| Miscellaneous Ranting |
| 04.11.08 (10:49 am) [edit] |
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For some reason, the urge to blog has hit me again. What do we want to rant about today? Well, here are a few choice things on my mind. -Canada’s birth rate. We are, in Canada, sitting on a demographic time bomb. That baby boom generation, that I am so proud to be a member of, is retiring in droves, causing a serious labour shortage. What, pray tell, are we doing about it? Well, I see women of child bearing age all around me with no kids. What is this? Well, it is because women marry up. I have never met a woman who truly wants to marry a guy with less coin than she has. The salary gap between men and women has virtually disappeared. Thus, women, waiting for the handsome rich prince to sweep them off their feet, are waiting a long time. Like forever, and no matter what Dr Phil may say, at 40 you are too old to have a baby. So we import people. Is this a good thing? Well, I am not so sure. The immigrants I see here have no interest in integrating into Canadian culture in any way whatsoever. They live in their Chinese world. This may work for now, but where are we going to get our leadership in say, thirty years? We also allow people to buy visas into Canada under the investment programme. Problem is it costs a lot more to buy your way in to Vancouver than say, Trois-Rivere, Quebec. The way around it is easy. Set up a shadow company in Quebec, use it to buy yourself a house in Vancouver and then get on the plane. Land in Montreal and register with immigration. Then get on the plane to Vancouver. It works because once that “investor” has that Permanent Residence Card, nobody from Citizenship and Immigration Canada will ever check. Keep your nose clean for two years and you have successfully bilked the Canadian government out of a cool half million bucks. Meanwhile, there are 900,000 people waiting in line for their cases to be processed. CiC is so busy doing “fast tracks” like “investors that honest working stiffs, who have ponied up a lot of coin to even apply, wait in line. Not only that, but our fascist government has introduced new legislation trying to reintroduce “Ministerial Discretion” that would allow the minister to allow or reject anyone he or she wants without justification. That is hardly what I call fair. Recently, the much vaunted Vancouver Canucks again failed to make the playoffs. This led me to think about what a stupid thing professional sports are, and especially hockey. Even more absurd is Don Cherrry.The most annoying Canadian by far is Don Cherry. I flicked on the TV the other night and there he was, dressed up in an even more silly clown suit than the last time I had the pain to see him. The guy's only claim to fame was by some total fluke, he managed to get the best team money could buy the Stanley Cup. They won it despite him, the players all detested Cherry. He then proceeded to bomb the rest of his coaching career. He then got a job as a hockey "pundit." I hate pundits and Cherry has to be the worst of them all. The only thing he can say, in his caveman drawl is:
"Duhhh, them guyz gotta hit more and play like a team and them Yourapeein playerz is all ferries."
It is like the Canadian Homer Simpson, sans animation. And you know what, the kids on the prairie eat it up because if Europeans are so bad, they can get into the NHL
Even the CBC hates him. Only knuckle draggin', pick up drivin' retards like him. But wait, these are the people that drop $1000 for a hockey game. They drive in from the farm, get a hotel, hookers, coke and beer and watch the game. The CBC tried to shitcan Cherry a couple of years ago but the groundswell of morons had him reinstated.
Speaking of hockey, and professional sports, I have never understood it. Look at out much vaunted Vancouver Canucks. Never won the cup. Got into the final ONCE and got beat four straight. Failed to make the playoffs two years out of three, which is pretty hard in the NHL which plays all year only to eliminate the one team in the divisional basement.
Why, pray tell, are the Canucks so bad? Because they don't have to be good. They have sold out something like the last 200 games. Clonebot retards line up to but they made in China overpriced merchandise like the good little clones they are supposed to be. They even change it every few years and the clones still pay $200 for a mesh jersey that cost $2 to make.
It was hilarious to watch the press conference after the Canucks bombed. All the management had sullen faces. The didn't say much. They didn't have to; they had accomplished their goal. They had made the team owners a pile of money. After their hang-dog act, they went into the back room and broke out the bonus cheques.
It is not just hockey, it is all sports. I really respect the parents of the kids I teach,. All are very, very wealthy people. They all, to a one, strike me as intelligent, kind people. They are SMART. Their kids are cramming calculus instead of wasting their time trying to be an NBA star (or any other star for that matter). Now, if you really want it, how do the odds of being a Civil Engineer rank compared to being an NBA star? Any kid will have a much better chance at being an engineer than being a "professional athlete."
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| Down Homers, the Uncle and Aunt Toms of Canada |
| 02.03.08 (11:01 am) [edit] |
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Well, it has now been exactly four years since I returned from Korea. What a ride it has been, a real learning experience. Here is what I have learned about Canada and the ESL industry in the last four years: 1) Down Homers are the Uncle Toms of the ESL industry. Whenever some scumbag school owner needs a nigger to do his dirty work, it is inevitably a Down Homer. I have seen Newfies and Down Homers do some pretty atrocious shit in the name of their masters over the years; all in the name of their shit jobs that pay shit money. I guess when you have never actually had a job that can pay your bills being an Uncle (or Aunt) Tom has some attraction but some day you are going to have to look in the mirror. 2) The ESL business is absolutely rotten to the core, in Korea, Japan and here. It is the last refuge of scoundrels and thieves. It is not better here than it was in Korea. The schools in Vancouver have proven themselves so greedy that Japanese have basically stopped coming. The last school I had the displeasure of working at had a revolving door and a core of Down Homer Aunt Toms. These women came with a beat-dog complex and went home at night and took their frustrations out on their husbands. Imagine being so chained to the wheel that you couldn’t leave such a hell even if you wanted to. All in the name of making interest payments to a bank for something you will never actually own anyway. I suppose if Export A, hockey and a 24 pack is your idea of a fun it would be fine. Come to think of it, that is the Down Homer idea of fun. 3) The real money is in tutoring. If you are good at it, and most aren’t, you can make bags of cash doing it. Most male ESL teachers have realised this and migrated into tutoring and most are doing very well. With the influx of Mainland Chinese into the West Side of Vancouver, opportunities have never been better. These people are stinking rich and if they like you, will refer you to ever more students. Even if you jack your prices to absurd levels they will keep paying because these people are so rich that it is pocket money to them anyway. 4) Anywhere there is a shit job that pays more than $10 an hour, there is a Down Homer. Look at Ft McMurray. If there ever was blighted place on the asshole of the earth, that is it. Forty fucking below in the winter and sixty-two billion ravenous mosquitoes in the summer. The place is full of Down Homers who think that they are making good money. I suppose of you keep yourself blind drunk any time you are not working you could stand the place. Come to think of it, that is how I coped in Korea. But I digress. 5) What is the motivation of Down Homers? Are they so perpetually whipped that they will settle for 23rd best? Even the educated ones settle for 22nd best and then they inevitably run Down Home as often as they can so they can drop out with their dope smoking buddies. Well, that about settles it. The only good thing is that Down Homers are such whipped dogs they don’t cause much trouble. They sure keep Air Canada busy, too.
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| Buzz and the Foibles of "The Big Three" |
| 11.02.07 (10:59 am) [edit] |
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There has been a lot going on in Canada since my last post but the booming economy has also caught up with me, which means I have little free time. To begin with, I would like to sincerely thank my American friends for driving SUVs to Walmart to buy a quart of milk and voting GOP. Few of my American neighbours would realise that Canada is the biggest (by far) exporter of oil to the USA and this has caused our economy to boom and our dollar to hit US$1.07 today. Exploration and pipleline building is hitting new records so I don't see the boom ending any time soon. Much of the thanks for this can be traced to good ole' GW the Idiot, who is fighting an unwinnable war on printed money. This war also has the effect of jacking oil prices to unreasonable highs; you don't have to be Einstein to realise that America is in Iraq to LIMIT oil supplies and thus keep prices high. If America were to leave Iraq, the government there, which incidently hates the Americans as much as anyone else there, would clean up the mess in about six months. It would then start pumping oil at the rate of 4,000,000 barrels a day or so, which would cut the price of oil in half and really not benefit us pesky Canucks or GW's oil buddies. Meanwhile, Canuckistan continues to run budget surpluses in every level of government and give meaningful tax cuts to working stiffs so they can go out and spend even more. There is a downside to this for us, of course. The auto companies in Canada, especially Chrysler, are being hit hard. When I worked for Chrysler I was stunned when I saw what they were introducing onto the market. Big trucks, cars and SUVs. We all knew then that Chrysler would be fucked in a few years. And guess what? It is and announced another wave of plant closures yesterday. This of course elicited the brilliant response from Canadian Auto Worker's CEO Buzz (I am a Moron) Hargrove: The real problem, he insisted, is a flood of imports from Japan and South Korea that are displacing Detroit Three vehicles in their home market. Problems in Canada are aggravated by the high value of the Canadian dollar, he added. Buzz, you are an idiot. The real problem is the "Big Three" are not building products people want to buy when gas is over $1.00 a litre. Further, most of the "Japanese" cars sold in Canada are built here. There are now 35,000 Toyota workers in Ontario and they and Honda are expanding here. This, Buzzie-boy, is almost exactly the same number of members you have in your union. Fact is, Buzzinder, there have never been more auto manufacturing jobs in Canada as there are now, they just couldn't be bothered paying part of their salaries to listen to you hurl baloney. Here is yet another snippet of Buzz-esque Wisdom: "There's a crisis in manufacturing," he told reporters yesterday, lambasting the federal government for cutting taxes and Bank of Canada Governor David Dodge for not reducing interest rates to halt the rise in the value of the dollar. I guess flunking out of grade nine and workin' on the line makes Buzzie an economist. If the Bank of Canada were to cut rates our blasting economy would overheat even more and we would get unacceptable inflation. The reducing tax part is part of the Leftie Mantra, where it is, for some reason, always good to raise taxes and never good to cut them. In fact, Buzzola, the GST cut will help big ticket purchaces like cars and the income tax cuts will leave average Canadians with more money in their pockets. They are just not going to buy hulking monsters like the Pacifica and the Magnum that cost $100 to fill up. Chrysler employees like myself knew that when those models were introduced. Hell, none of us drove Chryslers anyway, which our brilliant employer should have sold us at cost as free advertising, Duhhhhhh! The only crisis we have, Buzzdom, is morons like you preaching the status quo. The days of dropping out of school and heading to the line are over, Buzzerinni, and anybody who is stupid enough not to realise it is a retarded as you are. I got some bad news for you, Buzzdumb: The bank of Canada is much more likely to raise rates next time to cool the economy down. Buzzola, I am going to have to give it to you straight: the decline of the "Big Three" started 30+ years ago when they, in spite of the evidence that was plain to see, condinued to build gas guzzlers that were put together so badly they fell apart faster than you could both the shit back on them. That was added to the awful customer service culture that permiates all the Big Three, including your union I may add, has caused their demise. Their so called "economy" models like the Cavalier, Escort and Neon were such pieces of shit they were the best advertisements Toyota and Honda ever had. Perhaps, Buzzoleum, you should ask Joe Canadian what he wants wants from his ride. I happen to be Joe Canadian, and I will tell you: "I want a car that is reliable, drives well, is versatile and does not cost much. I want a car that gets 30mpg in Vancouver traffic and 45mpg on the highway. If it does have a warranty issue, I want a dealer to actually fix it instead of arguing with each other who pays for the repair. Finally, I want a car equipped the way I want it, not the way some bean counter says it should be." Buzzeener, I found that in a Korean car.
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| The Virginia Shootings |
| 04.17.07 (4:32 pm) [edit] |
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It was rather surprsing to see that the old formula of idiot+gun+massacre has yet again happened but not unexpected. In a country awash with guns, these things are bound to happen. Further, when I heard that the shooter was "Asian" I knew immediately that he was a Korean. This comment from a Korean netizen was pulled from Marmot: “I’m so surprised that a Korean could do something so cruel I don’t believe it… I wonder if the investigation results are mistaken, so we have to keep watching.” So fucking typical. I have some news for you, honey: Koreans do insane, murderous acts all the time. Remember the Deagu subway arson? Morea than 120 people were killed, both by the arsonist and the driver of the second train who lock the doors and then fucked off with the key, letting the people on the train incinerate. There are many such atrocities, including the bombing of KAL flight 858 in 1987. In the 1970's a cop when on a rampage in his own village and killed dozens. Yoo Young-chul killed 20 women while posing as a taxi driver. There are lots of such incidents in Korea's recent past. It is just that Koreans have a collective memory of 30 seconds or so. When I describe Koreans to my friends in Canada, I use this explanation: "Koreans are like Japanese on LSD and most of them are completely insane two weeks a year." Another posted used the lame excuse that Koreans have a hard time here because of language and racism (talk about the pot calling the kettle black!) that they face here. I don't buy that one iota. Koreans make little or no effort to integrate into Canadian society whatsoever. There was even a case here locally very recently where a Korea shop tried to refuse service to anyone not Korean. When told in no uncertain terms that this was not acceptable, the shop owner threated a demonstration in front of Langley town hall. I guess he was warned of the consequences of doing so because, unlike in Korea, thorowing Molotov Cocktail at the mounties is liable to land you in jail until you are a geriatric. I could go on but we all get the picture. I have actually stopped teaching Koreans. I teach Chinese students only now and what a world of difference. The Chinese people I deal with are cultured, polite and most importantly, reasonable. At the end of the day, the authorities in the USA will fail to ask the most important question: how can a person who is clinically depressed (as the shooter apparently was) possess firearms?
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| Automotive Foibles |
| 02.15.07 (3:50 pm) [edit] |
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The big news here in Canada, and especially in Ontario, is the lay-offs happening in the automotive industry. Daimler-Chrysler is laying off 2000 people in Canada, along with thousands of more from Ford and GM.
The reason for this is not rocket science: The "big three" build crappy cars that have to be discounted so heavily to move that they make no profits. Shit, they make losses so big I can't count the zeros. The America makers just can't get their shit together, having had 20+ years to do so. That is what happens when you take your customers for granted.
The really ironic thing is that there have never been more cars produced in Canada; but they are produced by Honda and Toyota, who then export them in drives to the USA under NAFTA. CAW's Buzz Hargrove may whine and want import quotas but Honda and Toyota continue to expand in Canada but in non-union plants. Try as they might, the CAW has not been successful in organising those plants.
In my opinion, this is what should happen: Daimler should shitcan Chrysler all together and sell MB products at the Chrysler stores. Forget the cachet crap, move metal. Ford and GM should merge and axe any design 1) more than 10 years old and 2) doesn't make money.
The real salvation of the US makers lies in actually doing something different: making real, new technology available to customers waiting to buy them. Build an electric car that can go 100 km at 100 km/h and customers would beat a path to the showroom. I know I would.
Will we see this day? I doubt it. GM's Global Product Development CEO, Bob Lutz, is 75 years old He's stuck in SUVs and Tail Fins. The corporate structure of that place is so moribund that all they can design is cars people Lutz's age want to drive.
So, in the long term, they are fucked. And I am glad of it. Any organisation that treated its customers like shit for so long deserves a slow and painful death.
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| Idiot of the Year |
| 02.02.07 (1:01 pm) [edit] |
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Greetings Reader, Well, it really is time to update the rant. For the year 2007, I am going to devote my blog to the 2007 Idiot of the Year, none other than President George Bush. Now, you don't have to be Einstein to realise that you don't throw good after bad. It just doesn't get you anywhere. Well, that pesky Iraq thing is really going to mega shit. Everybody in the world knows that they Americans need to get the fuck out of there as soon as they can start the Humvees. Al Qeda in Iraq? You can be sure Iraq's new government, when given the power, will take care of them in the first days. Hell, even the democratically elected leader of Iraq wants you gone. Everybody knows that the only way for this mess to sort itself out is for the Americans to leave and let 'em at it! That is, everybody but our Learned Genius, Bush. His great response is to send 20,000 more soldier's assess to be shot at. US losses now often exceed 100 a month. It is pretty obvious that the soldier's morale is breaking down as they see their mission as unwinnable and futile. Recent US documentaries and news stories have shown military members using language that would have been unthinkable a year ago. Bush, the Great Military Leader, has violated one of the most basic principles of war: reinforce success, not failure. Bush is wasting his forces and tying them down. This allows China to flex its muscles and allows a lunatic like Hugo Chavez to get into his antics. You know, there is something seriously anti-democratic about a ruler who can start, continue and conclude military action against any person, institution or country at any time. Regan may have been a space cadet but at least he went along with the withdrawal from Lebanon in 1983. He, or whomever wrote his scripts, did not make the military blunder of reinforcing failure. George is certainly a ray of hope. A ray to Exxon-Mobil, which declared a record profit of $76bn in 2006. Well, we know that these pesky terrorists and flakes like Hugo Chavez are financed by the American love of driving 6 litre V-8 trucks to Walmart. George says he knows this and proposes that the US fuel economy laws tighten by, get this, ten percent, in order to keep those pesky A-Rabs at bay. Never mind that US autos gulp gas at a rate of double that of Europe or Japan. Hell, you could gain 10% by inflating everybody's tires to the right pressure. Oil is big business, my friends. See the pump prices recently? Well nuthin' like high gas prices to piss off voters! So now that Exxon and the boys have reaped their vast rewards, we are seeing prices head lower. They have us used to paying 90+ cents a litre and any time the price dips below that, we are just as happy as clams. Never mind that three years ago we paid 69 cents a litre. People are ued to paying over a buck now. We're trained. Gas prices will stay lower, too. High gas prices would put too much heat on during the next presidential election, or should I say dynasty change and will be kept low. If a democratic is installed, gas prices will stay low or else the oil companies would be forced to really invest in clean technologies. If by some sort of miracle the GOP gets elected expect high prices and no new technology. So there is the first of 2007's posts. I think I will get more on the ball this year and tap more out here. The idiot of the year should provide tons of material.
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| A Post! A Post, my Kingdom for a Post! |
| 10.19.06 (4:11 pm) [edit] |
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It actually amazing how many people have asked me to post something on my blog. Well here it is! To all the American Patriots who flamed the hell out of me three years ago, a big fat: I TOLD YOU SO!!!! The Americans are 100% completely and totally fucked in Iraq. Their entire policy has been completely unsuccessful from the first day. I doubt there is one sane, thinking person in the United States who thinks that the war can be won or come to any conclusion that is favourable to the USA. Staying will increase the death toll of Americans. Leaving will make them lose face. Frontline had an excellent documentary on Iraq two nights ago which plotted the American blunders step by step. American and Bush has alienated so much of the Iraqi population that the resistance to the US being in Iraq grows on a daily basis. They correctly realise that in order to establish any kind of order in Iraq, the Americans need to get the fuck and let the Iraqis deal with it themselves. Those guns Bremmer let them keep are now pointed at Americans and shooting at them at any chance they get. The sad thing about all this is everyone knows that sooner or later, the Americans will have to leave. There is no way the US public is going to tolerate the death tolls being recorded now. As of yesterday, 70 American troops have been killed in Iraq this month. This is getting to Vietnam levels. The resistance movement will only get bolder as Americans continue their "intelligence sweeps" and put innocent people in jail. As soon as they get out they are going to take up arms so the insurgency is growing at a rate the US cannot ever hope to contain. The troop levels that the US has in Iraq are very difficult to maintain and put huge strains on the reserves. A draft is politically impossible lest the elite's kids get killed. It is my belief that the increased numbers of US killed is mostly due to a morale crisis. You do not have to be Einstein to realise that the insurgency is totally beyond US control, the Sunni and Shi'ia are killing the fuck out of each other and America is in the middle of it all. Guys on their second and third times around are going to be more interested in saving their own asses than any kind of action, which in a military parlence cuts unit coheshesion, leading to more casualties. The same thing happened in Vietnam. Protracted wars are never successful for an occupier unless victory is clearly in sight. Even in World War 1, troops were seldom under fire more than a few days a month at most. The stresses that US units are facing now must be tremendous; they are never safe and constantly under the threat of fire. This leads to stress and stress leads to mistakes, which in turn leads to more deaths. The soldiers know this, too. It will be interesting to see what happens in the mid term elections. The polls seem to show that Americans realise the mistake they made in re-electing Bush. Let's hope the Dems get control of boths houses and shake up the staus quo. I do see a lot of good signs; anything critical of the war was unthinkable and branded as "Anti-American" or "Un-American even a year ago. There is now a healthy debate in the US media about the war and this is a good sign. Even the GOP is strangely quiet about the whole thing. Gas prices are falling, though, right before the election, completely true to my prediction. To readers: Flame away but tell me how America can ever possibly have a positive outcome from the war. Tell me. I want to know.
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| The Rant Goes On |
| 06.10.06 (8:56 am) [edit] |
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Greetings, Reader. Yes, the Rant continues. Sorry for such a lack of material lately but life continues very well in Vancouver for the family. I have a good job, Mrs Kimchipig has a good job and the piglets are busy with various piglet activities. The news I am intersted in? Well, it was great seeing Comrade Roh getting his ass kicked. I remember during the Race Roits many of my students, with Starry Eyes, asking me "What do you think about Roh Moo-hyun?" They seemed to think that he was some kind of saviour that was going to unite Korea, solve the unemployment problem, etc. I knew from the first day he came on the scene we was nothing but a silly commie stooge. My reply was "Ask me in three years." Well, three years later the economy is in tatters and the corps of "beak-su" grows every June. These loafers will never be included in the unemployment figures in Korea. As an interesting aside, 63% of all the people in British Columbia are working; in South Korea is is barely over 35%. I also get a huge kick out of stuff like this from the Korea Lies: http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/opinion/200606/ kt2006060917205854040.htm" title="http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/opinion/200606/ kt2006060917205854040.htm" target="_blank"http://times.hankooki.com/lpa... The huge desire to blame big nose for everything is alive and well. An F-15k crashed into the Sea of Japan and Blame Big Nose stared immediately: "Air Force officials cite three possible causes for the incident; mechanical defects, poor maintenance and/or operational error. One can't help but note their order. The pilots were among the best in the nation and had completed a five-month training course on the new plane in America. Military experts note there are no technical manuals written in Korean for the F-15K planes, causing considerable difficulties for repairmen." Translation: There is no way one of the motherland's pilots could have fucked up, it had to be because Big Nose was so arrogant he did not traslate the manuals. But there is more: Looking back, there were controversies when the nation decided to introduce the Boeing-made planes, which proved inferior to those produced by Dassault of France. Critics said the need to maintain Korea-U.S. military cooperation held precedence over function and price at the time. But Air Force officials countered that the technology transfer and the large number of Korean components in the plane as well as technical localization were major factors in the decision. The latest crash, however, is forcing them to reconsider the plane's continuous purchase. Ahh, gotta love the Korea Lies! Like, so, if you buy a French aircraft, one that has never been in operation before, it will come with Korean manuals, software and be easier to maintain? Fat bloody chance! Buy an airbus and it comes in English. I remember trying to have a rational discussion with a student about the F-15K purchase and throwing in comments like "Well, if you buy the French plane every tool you have for your previous planes will be usless and when you cannot fix it, who are you going to call?" Of course it went in one ear and out the other. I used to drink with an Englishman when I was living in Pusan. He was there in response to the rash of crashes Korean Airlines was having, working for Airbus. The tales he told me prevented me from ever getting on a KAL flight again. On the national front, a group of "terrorists" have been busted and thrown in jail, most probably for the rest of their existances. It seemed pretty amateur and not much to worry about but I am sure that our present Nazi Leader, Herr Adolf Harper, will try to make the best politcal hay out of it he can and of course, the nutbars in the USA will do their best to demonise us. My favourite columnist and historian of all time is Gwynne Dyer. Have a look at his website. I also had the great fortune to have lunch with him one time, which degenerated into both of us getting pie-eyed in the process (big surprise, an Irishman and a Newfie....). He wrote and excellent piece this week titled "Jumping at Terrorist Shadows." It should be on Gwynne's site soon as I do not want to post it here in respect for Mr Dyer. Well, summer is here and I have lots to do. Let's see some comments but be nice, OK?
Update: Here is the link to Mr Dyer's excellent piece:
http://subs.nzherald.co.nz/au...
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| Here, Again |
| 04.07.06 (4:16 pm) [edit] |
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Well, it has been more than two years since we landed here in Vancouver and what a difference time can make. In that time we have accomplished a lot. We have a nice place to live in a great neighbourhood, a nice little car and good schools for the piglets. Mrs Kimchipig is now working full time at a job she loves and Lola is looking after the piglets, and loving it. Hell, I only drive the car on weekends and bike the rest of the week! Cool!
In all of my life I have never seen an economic boom, anywhere, like this. It only seems to get better and better. Put out a resume and the phone starts ringing almost immediately. We have money in the bank and I only work 25 hours a week. Even after paying for housing I am making more than I ever did in Korea. Go figure.
Looking back, the first year after we left Korea was an extremely difficult time. No job, little money, wife with no papers and two pre-schoolers but, you know, we did it. It wasn't easy but we have succeeded doing what we wanted to do, ie make a new life.
Today I was walking the senior piglet home from school and saw snow on the mountains and flowers everywhere. The sun was shining and the cherry blossoms in full bloom. I rode my bike to work and to my son's school. I am 25 lbs lighter than I was in Korea and feel at least ten years younger.
I don't post much about Korea anymore, or any politics for that matter.I just don't care that much. Life is too good to be encumbered with such nonsense. I am really a very different person than I was two years ago and much happier.
There is life after Korea. We are living proof.
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| Back Again |
| 03.16.06 (9:12 am) [edit] |
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For some reason TBlog went and changed my template without even asking me. After all that hard work, I am a bit pissed about it...and the liks look really weird.
Life continues apace here in Vancouver. My boys have a busy social schedule, Mrs Kimchipig is doing all kinds of stuff and I have job teaching English again. It was good to be out of it for a year or so but I do like it a lot more than trying to get retards to fix Chevy cars. Oddly, teaching ESL in Vancouver actually now pays much better than in Korea. Go figure on that!
I still follow Korean events now and again and this lovely bit from the Lies tickled my pique:
http://times.hankooki.com/lpa...
Anti-unification Minister Lee Jong-seok is quite a character. It has always amazed me how a Korean can say one thing and do exactly the opposite without ever batting an eye. I am not going to get into a long post on this but I wonder why Koreans are so schitzo? I mean, only three years ago the country was in a major annti-big-nose frenzy that got so bad Big Noses (me included) started leaving in droves. This inluded business, teachers and USFK.
Not surprisingly, this has had a very negative impact on Korea's economy and especially the job market. Of course this is what the Dear Leader planned all the time and it seems pretty obvious that Comrade Roh and the boys really realised that they had pissed in the chigae pretty bad and started but kissing the Americans as they ran to the nearest port with their best guys.
Koreans often profess the want of unification but how in the hell would the Dear Leader ever tolerate a single big nose soldier on his Motherland? Of course, South Korea really does not want unification because it does not want to pay for it.
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| When all is lost, BLAME BIG NOSE!!!!! |
| 12.29.05 (2:13 pm) [edit] |
I got quite a kick out of this wonderful piece of (yellow) journalism courtesy of the Korea Lies:
http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/tech/200512/kt2 005122916521411780.htm" title="http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/tech/200512/kt2 005122916521411780.htm" target="_blank"http://times.hankooki.com/lpa...
I am not going to get into great detail but basically the article says;
"We Koreans lied our asses off and got onto the nationalistic bandwagon (again) but it is all big nose's fault for not realising we are all liars.'
Fine logic, that is, Captain, especially from a paper that specialises in publishing lies and half truths on a regular basis.
This is a perfect example of the High Journalistic Standards of the Korea Lies:
[b]``Most of the uproar has converged on Hwang, but the scandal has also given a black eye to Science. The journal will not be able to avoid its responsibility for failing to check the legitimacy of Hwang’s paper,’’ [i]said Park Se-pill, head of Seoul-based fertility clinic Maria Biotech.[/i][/b]
Who the fuck is Park Se-pill? What the Lies consistantly does is come up with some adsurd claim and then phone around until it finds some idiot who will tell them the same thing.
[b]Domestic embryologists assume Science might want to retain the attention-grabbing research results even at the risk of its time-honored tradition of assuring accuracy through prudent examination. [/b]
BLAME BIG NOSE!! Science is in fact not a terribly respected journal and was founded by Thomas Edison so that laymen could get their ideas out. The fact is that Koreans have a reputation for lying like rugs and thusly have a hard time getting published. No other serious journal is going to take a chance of publishg anything from Korea that has not been duplicated in Korea numerous times. In fact, it is not even Science's duty to duplicate research finding, it is the science community as a whole.
Sorry, Korea Lies, your lame "Blame Big Nose" line really does not impress much anymore.
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| The Twilight Zone (Do-do-do-do....) |
| 12.27.05 (10:33 am) [edit] |
There is still now place on earth quite as insane as Korea. The one thing I have never been able to fathom is that Kim Joe-blow can go on strike, still get paid and wail on cops with various deadly weapons and then go home like nothing happened. To whit;
http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/200512/kt200512 2717111310440.htm" title="http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/200512/kt200512 2717111310440.htm" target="_blank"http://times.hankooki.com/lpa...
[b]President Apologizes for Farmers' Deaths[/b]
[b]Lee Kee-mook, chief superintendent general of the Seoul Metropolitan Police Agency, resigned, taking responsibility for the violence inflicted on the activist farmers.[/b]
This is so absurd it hardly warrants a mention. Note what these idiot farmers even exproted their viloence to Hong Kong and then pulled their indignant routine on the police there, which will not work.
[b]``Had it not been for the violent protest that even involved iron bars, such a tragedy would not have occurred,’’ he lamented. ``The government will make efforts with civil society to map out proper measures to change the demonstration culture of the country[/b]
I wonder how this ever came to pass. If Korea does indeed wish to stop being the laughing stock of Asia it needs to deal harshly with people who arrive at demonstrations armed to the teeth. Being a "civil" society does not mean that you can attack anybody you feel like. What the Korean government has to do is make it public that violent protests will not be tolerated. It is not democratic in any way to try to enforce your agenda on anybody through wailing one some poor 19 year old conscript.
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| The Need to be First |
| 12.23.05 (7:55 am) [edit] |
I have always wondered why Korea and Koreans in general were and are so obsessed with being "first." Being so usually takes a long process of learning and research. Korea is indeed first in a few things such as LCD panels and DRAM chips but none of the technology came from Korea.
Korea was obsessed with getting its first Nobel Prize. How did they get it? Well, they illegally bribed a blood-thirsty dictator a billion or two to get it.
It is interesting to actually seem some introspection in Korean society now, however I don't see it lasting for long. Have a look at some of the half truths here:
http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/opinion/200512/ kt2005122317205854040.htm" title="http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/opinion/200512/ kt2005122317205854040.htm" target="_blank"http://times.hankooki.com/lpa...
[b] Is the cloner solely responsible for the whole fiasco, however? The episode has revealed the painful vulnerability of our society, which focuses on only results rather than process, and a quick, often ostensible, one at that. Were we not seeking a national catharsis in the nearly unbelievable achievements he claimed and [i]which were endorsed by global authorities?[/i] What did the amateurish administration do to prevent this from becoming an unusual scientific fraud except for being overexcited and encouraging the people to do likewise?[/b]
Look at the bit in italics. It is attempting to again blame Big Nose for Korea's failings. I have something to tell you, Korea Lies: Hwang's paper was published. That does not mean his lies were endorsed but simply held them to scrutiny by the international science community, which started asking the questions SNU should have asked to begin with.
This is pretty good:
[b]Left behind is the general public, who has shown signs of mass hypochondria with the development of this scandal. [i]The only consolation is they might have learned not to become overly emotional for good or bad reasons.[/i] They only have to watch reality more straightly and calmly.[/b]
This comes from a paper that exactly three years ago was enciting mob violence towards foreigners.
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| Only In LALALAND |
| 12.20.05 (1:50 pm) [edit] |
This came from the Donga
http://english.donga.com/srv/service.php3?biid=2005122126478" title="http://english.donga.com/srv/service.php3?biid=2005122126478" target="_blank"http://english.donga.com/srv/...
Korean WTO Protesters Face Jail
[b]Hong Kong police who charged 11 Korean WTO protesters for participating in an illegal protest are expected to add charges including assaulting police officers. [/b]
I have some news for you guys: in no other place in the world would [i]anybody ever [/i]get away with assualting the cops with iron bars and molotov cocktails. But wait, it only gets better.
[b]This matter may last for quite a long time because it is expected the 11 detained protesters will deny the charges. [/b]
Now there is a good one. They were on live TV all over the world. The second I saw it I knew they were Koreans because only Koreans behave so insanely at protests.
[b]They may be released next year because Hong Kong courts hold a trial after a certain period of time when a suspect pleads not guilty. [/b]
Not bloody likely. The minimum sentence in Hong Kong for this sort of thing is five years.
[b]Huh In, the vice chairman of Korea Federation of Transportation, Public and Social Service Workers’ Union, and leaders of Korean protesters said in a press conference held in Hong Kong on the same day: “The protesters were arrested on illegitimate charges. If they are detained for long, we will stage a massive protest again here in Hong Kong.” [/b]
What a fucking retard. How the hell would this retard react if a group of foreigners entered Korea and attacked the cops? The KTF is run by the Dear Leader. by the way. Illegitmate charges? Since when is it OK to go to someone else's country, attack the cops are commit a ton of property damage. What the hell is this guy smoking anyway? Would anybody is his right mind for one second think that HK will ever let Huh or any of his rioting buddies back into the place. Not bloody likely.
[b]They are unlikely to be released within this year because of the added charges. [/b]
Try five years if they are lucky. Can't do the time then don't do the crime.
[b]A hearing held by the Kwun Tong court late in the evening of December 19 was not to hear cases, but to decide whether the Koreans should be detained. [/b]
It is called a bail hearing, dumbass.
[b]That explains why the police accused them of participating in an illegal protest, a relatively clear charge. [/b]
Wow, this guy is really a rocket scientist, isn't he?
[b]The additional charges may include assaulting police officers and destruction of property. The police seem to have acquired evidence of those charges, including photos of protesters in the act. Cho Hwan-bok, the South Korean consul general in Hong Kong, said, “The detainees and their lawyers are likely to deny the charges.” [/b]
The whole world saw you do it you idiots.
Some say that as the violent demonstration was staged at night on December 17, it would be difficult to identify protesters in photos.”
[b]That means that the 11 detainees could be released after being fined or put on probation and then deported back home. They could also be acquitted for lack of evidence. [/b]
In your dreams, buddie.
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| Through the Looking Glass.... |
| 12.15.05 (11:31 am) [edit] |
I rarely agree with much the Bush adminstration does but when it comes to North Korea, I believe they are 100% on track. If there is one regime of totally repressive scumbags it is the Kim regime in Pyongyang. That is why I always wonder what drug their "brothers" in the South (patsies is a better term) are doing when I read something like this:
http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/nation/200512/k t2005121516432811950.htm" title="http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/nation/200512/k t2005121516432811950.htm" target="_blank"http://times.hankooki.com/lpa...
I do not fisk much the Korea Lies writes much anymore because most if it is not even useful for wiping my butt after taking a dump but this is simply a doozer: [b] U.S. Ambassador Alexander Vershbow’s recent labeling of North Korea as a ``criminal regime’’ went beyond the bounds, National Assembly Speaker Kim Won-ki said on Thursday[/b]
I have some news for you Won-ki (Wonky?): Kim Jeong-il is muderous thug who keeps your fellow Koreans in complete bondage, starves, enslaves and murders them. There is huge proof in this. By the way, look at the picture on the right: it is the Usual Commies, the People's Solidarity for Participatory Democracy, all of whom were in jail until 2000 because they were stooges of the North. Now they are The Dear Leader's front in South Korea.
[b]His remarks were not appropriate for an ambassador to South Korea, which is endeavoring to stabilize peace on the Korean Peninsula.’’ [/b]
More fantasy: If you can show me one example of appeasement working I am all ears. NK knows exactly what it is trying to do: separate you from your American ally so they can politcallly take you over without firing a shot. Remember how your lovely ancestors sold out to Japan without firing a shot? I didn't think you did. What was all America's fault, too, right?
[b]In Philadelphia on Dec. 12, U.S. President George W. Bush said, ``North Korea is a country that has declared boldly they've got nuclear weapons, they counterfeit our money, and they're starving their people to death[/b]
Yup. Whoever wrote this for Bush was right on the mark.
[b]In Virginia on Dec. 9, Robert Joseph, undersecretary for arms control and international security of the U.S. State Department, said, ``This regime in the North cannot last that much longer. How much longer it does last will be in part dependant upon how much assistance it gets from outside, including from South Korea and China, but also other parties. It is a regime that has no future, I would argue.’’[/b]
Right on the mark, completely, totally, but let's not let reality get in the way of our everlasting desire for reunification and brotherly love.
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| Domestic Follies. |
| 11.24.05 (9:30 am) [edit] |
Well, I just finished more than a year working in the "domestic" car business, in the service department. With the greatest mercy, I fell "victim" of the slashing and burning that is all the rage at GM these days. For those GM diehards out there (if there are any reading my blogs) here is some inside info on GM: It is going tits up in a hurry. The reason is simple: they were not selling enough cars. What they do sell is utter crap. They only time they ever sold cars was when there was a major incentive happening and invariably GM lost money on every unit sold. This is not a good way to do business.
Then there is demographics; the vast majority of customers at my GM store were white, working class and had only high school education. They had annual incomes of less than $30,000 a year. More telling is most of them smoked and few had internet connections at home so they did not bother to research their purchase. They could not afford more than a basic car and had trouble getting financing. They did not have the sense to go out and buy a ten year old Honda. Do you realise how much profit a dealer sees from say, an Aveo? About $300,that is how much.
At least half were senior citizens who were probably driving their last car. Look at demographics in Canada and the USA; at least 40% of people are non-Caucasian. Do you see minorities buying GM cars? No, you don't. GM has failed to see changes in market conditions and adapt their products likewise. This city is 50% Asian and they drive Hondas and Toyotas, which they correctly see as being better value than GM cars. Ignoring the ethnic Asian market has been a huge mistake for GM and the other domestics, too.
Then there is product. GM built the J-car, the Cavalier and Sunfire, basically unchanged since 1981, twenty four years! The bread and butter of the auto industry is building brand loyalty from first time buyers. If they are satisfied with the product and dealer service, they will continue to buy the brand. GM stuck with the same, worn-out designs for far too long causing new generations of buyers to move to other brand they correctly saw as being more innovative and better designed.
I do not buy the "we must lobby Ottawa to open foreign markets" BS from Buzz Hargrove one iota. I was working in Japan the last time Ford and GM got big into this, in 1996. I have some news for you: the cars Toyota and Honda sell in North America are not the same as they sell in Japan. Shit, 81% of Honda and Toyotas sold on Canada are made here anyway....but in non-union plants They did market research and built models to suit the local market. What did GM do? They converted the Cavalier to right hand drive and installed the awful 2.4 litre Quad Four in it. Now, what is wrong with this picture? Well, Japan (and most other countries, too, by the way) taxes cars based on engine displacement. A 2.4 litre motor puts you into semi-luxury status in Japan, meaning taxes of about $5000 per year on a Cavalier. Who in Japan is going to pay that kind of money for a poor design with a rough motor? Not many. Ford did even worse with a 3.8 litre Taurus, which is in $10,000 per year taxes. The Japanese pay exactly the same taxes on locally produced cars. If GM actually made a product that a Japanese consumer wanted, they might sell some there.
Then there is GM quality, or lack thereof; do you know that every GM 60 degree V-6 made in the last ten years has an intake manifold gasket designed to fail immediately after the warranty expires? It is $1000 to fix it at a GM shop. How about the North Star? Well, it has a two piece block that guarantees oil leaks after three years. How about electrics? All Japanese and Daimler-Chrysler cars have digital electrics. A simple scan can find electrical problems in these cars but not GM; their architecture is at least fifteen years old. Just finding the fault takes time, that after 60,000 km you pay for, assuming a GM mechanic can ever find it.
I once had a customer, deeply in debt for an SUV that GM discounted on him a week after he bought it. It was now worth less than the loan on it. GM cars are designed to self destruct at the end of their warranty, which is 36 months or 60,000 km, whatever comes first. At 60,001 the car will start to fall apart. This guy, a construction type stated to me "It is like the thing was designed to fall apart after the warranty expired. I guess I am just unlucky." I could not tell him the truth; he was 100% correct.
So there you have it. GM has a tired product line, an aging customer base and poor quality. It has taken its customers for granted for too long and is now paying the price.
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| 11.10.05 (7:15 pm) [edit] |
Even after being out if Korea almost two years, I still occassionally follow events there, to find that they are still the same as when I left.....
However, I do wonder where Marmot has gone. He was one of the most prolific Korea bloggers out there, although he self-censored like crap after he started working at the Chosun Ilbo. Lately, he has let too many other people post on this blog, too.
Still, he used to provide some interesting insight on Korea affairs. I wonder what happened to him? Anyone know?
***You Passed the US Citizenship Test***
Congratulations - you got 8 out of 10 correct!
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I wonder how many Americans could pass a Canadian citizenship quiz?
1. Who was Canada's most famous drunk?
a. Lyin' Brian Mulroney.
b. Jaques Parizeau.
c. Sir John A MacDonald.
d. All the inhabitants of Duncan BC.
2. How many provinces are there?
a. What is a province?
b.I don't know, I only read the Sun.
c.Ten
d. I am too drunk to remember.
3. What is Canada's national food?
a. Beer and pizza
b. Canadian Bacon.
c. Poutine.
d. Vomit.
4. When was Confederation?
a. When Robert E Lee was born.
b. I was a card game I played with Korean kids.
c. 1867
d. I am too drunk to think of a number that high.
5. What is the capital of Canada?
a. Toronto.
b. Montreal.
c. Vancouver.
d. Molson.
6. Why are all white Canadian women over the age of 40 so fat, ugly and angry?
a. Because their Visa cards are maxed out.
b. Because the femanazism they learned in university has left the childless, mateless and overweight.
c. Because all the nice guys they beat on about being part of the "patriarchy" are now married to hot Asian chicks and have cute kids.
d. Because they were born fat, ugly and angry.
7. What are the two official languages of Canada?
a. English and French.
b. English and Slurring.
c. English and Ranting.
d. Chinese and Hindi.
8. What is the worst vehicle ever made in Canada?
a.The Bricklin.
b. The Chevrolet Cavalier.
c. The Vega.
d. Fat, ugly, angry white women over the age of 40 (which nobody wants to drive either!)
9.What is "Newfoundland?"
a. I place where everthing looks, tastes adn smells like fish.
b. The biggest welfare case in the world.
c. A blighted rock in the Atlantic with come of the nicest people one can ever meet.
d. The most fun place to get drunk in the world.
10. When is Canada's (real) Independence Day?
a. December 11.
b. July 1.
c. July 4.
d. The last Wednesday of the month.
I will post the answers soon as I get some comments with their best guesses!
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| 10.26.05 (6:37 pm) [edit] |
Two thousand US kids have died in Iraq now and it did not even carry a mention on the evening news. This topic is one of many demonstations all over America at the moment but not one word in the mainstream media.
A note to US military readers: if you are sick of seeing your friends being killed for no reason other than oil, come to Canada. You will get a fair hearing and most probably get to stay here.
However, victory is right around the corner and the troops will be home for Christmas. A politican told me so and it must be true.
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| Back and Iraq |
| 09.19.05 (4:29 pm) [edit] |
Life is a bit odd at times. I have been thinking about adding a blog for a while now but really cannot think of what to write. Things are so nice in my posh West Side Vancouver neighbourhood that I feel little need to blog anymore. I have, however, had 3000+ hits since my last post. I have the feeling about two thirds of that come from one person (you know who you are, Comrade) but somebody is still reading.
I have had a life-long interest in automobiles. I have always kept up with the technology and what is happening in the industry, which employs about one quarter of all Canadians. Car and Driver has an excellent web site that has not cheapened its content since the .com bust. While reading the October issue, I came across this excellent piece:
http://www.caranddriver.com/article.asp?section_id=4&article_ id=9977&page_number=1" title="http://www.caranddriver.com/article.asp?section_id=4&article_ id=9977&page_number=1" target="_blank"http://www.caranddriver.com/a...
In a media as censored as that in the USA, I was very surprised to read this comment from a full Colonel:
[b]"We created an insurgency that wasn't here," Col. Pinnell freely admits of the post-invasion days when U.S. administrator L. Paul Bremer ran, or misran, Iraq. "Now it's our job to fix that."[/b]
I have a lot of respect for decent, gentle people, an Col Pinnell seems to me to be such a person.
Sometimes a few words mean a lot more than many.
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| Lies 'R' US |
| 08.21.05 (5:42 am) [edit] |
Got a kick out of the lies spouted by theo-fascist Bush yesterday. As Goebels so correcly stated, "If you tell a lie often enough, it becomes truth. To whit:
[b]We're fighting the terrorists in Afghanistan, Iraq, and around the world, striking them in foreign lands before they can attack us here at home. And we're spreading the hope of freedom across the broader Middle East. By advancing the cause of liberty in a troubled region, we are bringing security to our own citizens and laying the foundations of peace for our children and grandchildren[/b]
Wrong; by having 150,000 Americans mired in the Shit Hotel, America is allowing terrorist cells that really want to attack America to grow unmolested. The invasion of Iraq was nothing but base and poorly executed imperialsiom. The "terrorism" going on in Iraq is at least 90% caused by Sunni Baathists left behind by Saadam to fight the invaders. Further, the Shit Hotel will now be run by theocracy (like America is increasingly) of Shi'ites, just like Iran is now. Love the mention of "peace." Since when is blowing the fuck out of a place "peace?" America is only creating more generations of people how hate them. None of it matters, though; as long as the miltary-industrial complex is fed and the relgious fanatics gain even more power, the Shit Hotel is serving its real purpose.
[b]Our troops know that they're fighting in Iraq[/b]
They are fighting the people shooting at them. Let us do a little review: of the seventeen 9-11 hijackers, fifteen were Saudi and two Jordanian. All were in the USA on legal visas. I doubt that any of the low quality reserve and National Guard troops in Iraq have that knowledge.
War is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery.
Power is ignorance in any theocracy, American, Iraqi or Iranian.
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| 08.06.05 (7:26 am) [edit] |
I am sure glad that victory in Iraq is right around the corner, for the Americans that is. You see, it would be pretty hard to justify all the deaths this week if victory wasn't coming soon.
Horse shit, of course.
The resistance to America in Iraq is only getting more determined. As it correctly realises, America is at the limit of her manpower rescources. Young Americans are not exactly in line at the recruiters these days because they think, correctly, that they will get six weeks' training and be off to Iraq. The draft is out of the question because the Elite does not want its children in a war. Thus, it is up to the lower classes to fight Bu$h's war of imperialism. With so many killed and almost 14,000 wounded (so far) in Iraq, I can see why the military is so hard pressed that it has had to relax standards to get more fodder for Haliburton.
I correctly predicted this is several posts. America's military is trained (was trained, anyway) for a hard hitting, mobile war. Now it is mired in what has become a policing action, one that saps valuable rescources from fighting the REAL war on terror ie GETTING BIN LADEN.
No matter, it will take America a long time to see reality. Always being right about everything makes changing direction rather diffucult.
BBC has a good take on the Iraq debacle here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east /4741989.stm" title="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east /4741989.stm" target="_blank"http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wo...
[b]"They want us to retreat. They will fail. They do not understand the character and the strength of the United States of America," the president said.[/b]
When the helocopters ared plucking Americans off the roof of the US Embassy in Iraq ten years from now, it will be called a "redeployment."
Also from BBC:
[b]I am from Ohio and was working in Iraq as a security guard for convoys bringing fuel from Kuwait to Iraq. It's a very dangerous job. All Westerners are viewed as part of occupation. As I realised this I became more and more eager to leave Iraq for home. I tell you honestly, we went there without even basic knowledge of local people. The truth is that the religious institutions and religious leaders of Iraq can provide a better help to its people than USA and its allies. We just need to give them some money and political support and they will do things much better than us. As long as the occupation is there, the Iraqi people will fight for freedom, as long as there is occupation there will be war![/b]
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| 07.16.05 (6:39 am) [edit] |
We have had simply said, a crappy summer here so far. The promised high pressure seems to be setting in as I write this so the chances of beer and steaks this evening seem very good.
Courtesy of Pooper, here is how I rate on the white trash scale:
I am 10% White Trash. I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box.
I have received serveral e-mail asking me to continue to provide my take in Korean affairs. The fact is, Korean topics are so repetitive and inane that it simply gets broing. This however, was pretty good:
[b]Our attention also goes to the words of President Roh Moo-hyun, who stated about a month ago that there might be a ``cutthroat diplomatic war with Japan and we will never move back nor take a wait-and-see stance.’’ He even declared that Japan should be disqualified from being a permanent member of the United Nations Security Council. Japan is now vigorously approaching powerful international status backed by yen diplomacy. It is high time for the president to act.[/b]
This of course comes from the Korea Lies. It always amuses me how Korea sees itself as some sort of big player in the world and even moreso in Asia. To repeat what has been said too may times:
Korea is not a player. It had it's chance in the mid 1990s but lost it due to it's childish ravings and actions. China is now the centre of Aisa and Japan is making a killing selling technology to it. Practically anything made in Korea now can now be, or soon will be, made in China at a lower price. If Korea wants to even maintain the standard of living it has, it had better be careful what it does diplomatically to Japan, which will turn off the tech tap it sees fit. However, Korea is not capable of acting in it's own interest and will continue to self destruct.
To whit:
[b]Earlier this year, three global pharmaceutical firms – GlaxoSmithKline, Eli Lilly and Wyeth – also left this country. These companies, not big manufacturers or employers, had different reasons for leaving. But their departures point to a common issue that requires serious attention[/b].
Now, I wonder if the genius editor can for one second see the connection between the article I quoted first, the Race Riots of 2002 and Japan bashing for local consumption? I doubt it. Take a look at this particularly Korean piece of logic:
[b]The biggest reason is a rigid labor market. Wages in Korea are five to 10 times higher than China and India, and even higher than in Ireland. [/b]
No, the biggest reason is that Korea is seen as a backwards, xenophobic backwater run by a president who hasn't even finished high school.
Another brilliant pieceof logic, Korea Lies style:
[b]All this indicates that the Roh Moo-hyun administration’s pledges to make Korea a good country to do business in have ended up as empty slogans. As a result, even Korean firms are going abroad in search of a better environment. The government needs to take extra care to prevent its policy to reform chaebol from developing into an overall anti-business sentiment.[/b]
I always scratch my head when I read or hear this kind of thing. One one hand the Lies urges Comrade Roh to imporove the business climate, which cannot happen because the Dear Leader runs the labour unions. There is a reason the KFTU was illegal for so many years, years when Korea's economy grew at double digits. On the other hand, the Lies urges Comrade Roh to further persecute the Cheabol, the engine that keep Korea out of a depression. Go figure.
Yet another Gem:
[b]Amnesty to Affect 6.5 Million People
By Jung Sung-ki Staff Reporter The ruling Uri Party said Friday that it will propose President Roh Moo-hyun set the scale of pardons on Aug. 15, Liberation Day, at 6.5 million people, including 400 on special pardon. [/b]
Translation: 400 total scumbags have bought their way out of jail and to cover it up, we will forgive a pile of speeding tickets. The fact that Korea has absolutely no rule of law will be further reinforced. I got a couple of tickets over the years in Korea and my girlfriend at the time told me to wait until August 15 because they would be nullified. She was right, too.
[b]The opposition GNP said it will seek a revision of the law governing presidential pardons aimed at significantly limiting the president's power to grant special amnesty.[/b]
Not a bad idea in my book but unlikely to happen. Teh Chosun once again offers its blunt and realistic take on the situation:
[b]The ruling party itself has effectively admitted that the hidden aim of the amnesty is to save its own "comrades," "elder brothers" and "friends" who have been put behind bars for accepting illegal campaign funds in the presidential election. The millions and millions of traffic offenders, people who have broken food sanitation regulations and reserve force members punished for failing to respond to training summons are being let off as a mere foil for that handful.[/b] I am sure Comrade Roh and his jailed Keystone Commies, not to mention his mob, went wild when the read this. Congrats to the Chosun for printing the truth.
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